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Fred Figglehorn “Who’s Ready to Party?” Music & Lyrics

September 20, 2010 By Leave a Comment


Lyrics:
FRED: WHO’S READY TO PARTY
GROUP: WE’RE READY TO PARTY
FRED: GETTING IT STARTED
GROUP: LIFE IS A PARTY
FRED: WHO’S READY TO PARTY
GROUP: PONG A RONG TONG EEE
FRED+GROUP: EVERYBODY HANDS IN THE AIR

I been to the dam… the dam was dry
Never gave up….Not a single time
Faced my fears …saved the day
Kept my swagger, and I’m here to say

I dug a hole to china …swam the highest seas
Been there done that… oh please
It’s all about ….the here and now…
Aint nothing ever gonna keep me down…no

Now I need to know

FRED: WHO’S READY TO PARTY
GROUP: WE’RE READY TO PARTY
FRED: GETTING IT STARTED
GROUP: LIFE IS A PARTY
FRED: WHO’S READY TO PARTY
GROUP: PONG A RONG TONG EEE
FRED+GROUP: EVERYBODY HANDS IN THE AIR

FRED: WHO’S READY TO PARTY
GUYS: SHE’S READY TO PARTY
FRED: GETTING IT STARTED
GIRLS: WE’RE HAVIN A PARTY
FRED: WHO’S READY TO PARTY
GROUP: PONG A RONG TONG EEE
FRED+GROUP: GOT IT GOIN ON RIGHT HERE

I been washed up, been on and off the bus
Now I’m back…and I’m livin it up
Made it out of the woods …stayed true to myself
Cause I ant into tryin to be … nobody else

You know me… I got game
Freds just got it goin on that way
We’re kickin it off…we’re doin it right
And we can keep it goin till the morning light so

I really need to know

FRED: WHO’S READY TO PARTY
GROUP: WE’RE READY TO PARTY
FRED: GETTING IT STARTED
GROUP: LIFE IS A PARTY
FRED: WHO’S READY TO PARTY
GROUP: PONG A RONG TONG EEE
FRED+GROUP: EVERYBODY HANDS IN THE AIR

FRED: WHO’S READY TO PARTY
GUYS: SHE’S READY TO PARTY
FRED: GETTING IT STARTED
GIRLS: WE’RE HAVIN A PARTY
FRED: WHO’S READY TO PARTY
GROUP: PONG A RONG TONG EEE
FRED+GROUP: GOT IT GOIN ON RIGHT HERE

GROUP: O FONG FONG
TONG HONG E
HONG O…O…KONG
THIS PARTY’S OFF THE HOOK

WHEN I SAY FRED… YOU SAY PARTY
FRED (PARTY) FRED (PARTY)
WHEN I SAY FRED …SAY IT LOUDER
FRED (PARTY) FRED (PARTY)

FRED: WHO’S READY TO PARTY
GROUP: WE’RE READY TO PARTY
FRED: GETTING IT STARTED
GROUP: LIFE IS A PARTY
FRED: WHO’S READY TO PARTY
GROUP: PONG A RONG TONG EEE
FRED+GROUP: EVERYBODY HANDS IN THE AIR

FRED: WHO’S READY TO PARTY
GUYS: SHE’S READY TO PARTY
FRED: GETTING IT STARTED
GIRLS: WE’RE HAVIN A PARTY
FRED: WHO’S READY TO PARTY
GROUP: PONG A RONG TONG EEE
FRED+GROUP: GOT IT GOIN ON RIGHT HERE

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Fred Figglehorn “Christmas Cash” Music & Lyrics

September 20, 2010 By 1 Comment


Lyrics:
You know my Mom is always getting me really weird Christmas presents! (Fred! )
I mean doesn’t she know what I really want? (Well you never told me! ) (Cash! )
Turtle necks… Thanks but no thanks! (Cash! )
I don’t want any of that stuff,
You know what I’m sayin’?

Don’t need no video games,
They only fry your brain!
Don’t want a squirrel shaver–Got enough stuff!
Don’t need back acne cream…
Or any fried beans,
No MP3 player… I don’t want much!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Nothing to fancy,
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
One thing I like, (If you really want to know! )
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
You don’t have to ask me,
I can make it easy for you all I want for Christmas is…

Cash!
Cash, Money,(Money) Money! (Money! )
I need it…
Cash!
All I really want is… Cash!
Cash, Money, Yeah! Money, (Money)
You don’t even have to wrap it…
You know just what I need.

Money!
Money!
Money!
Money, Money! Money! (Hey! )

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! Money!(Ho! )

Money!
Money!
Money!
Money, Money! Money! (Hey! )

Hard cash…
Christmas cash!

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! (Hey! )

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! Money! (Yeah! )

Money, Money…
Money, Money…
Money, Money…
Money, Money…
Money, Money…
Yeah I’m rich!

Don’t need a cell phone! (Nuh-Unh! )
Can call myself at home, (huh?)
Don’t buy me clothes,
I only need my one shirt! (It’s good enough for me! )
Don’t need no wart remover,
Electric trainer, or scooter!
Instead of shopping let me save you the work, (Just trying to be nice! )

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Nothing to fancy, (let me explain!)
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
One thing I like! (Christmas Cash! )
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
You don’t have to ask me,
I can make it easy for you,
All I want for Christmas, Is…

Cash (money) Cash, Money (yeah!) Money! (Money! )
Cash! Christmas cash all I really want is… (I need it! )
Cash!
Cash, Money (money) Money! (Money! )
You don’t even have to wrap it,
You know just what I need!

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! Money! (Hey! )

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! Money! (Yeah! )

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! Money! (Hey! )

Hard Cash… Christmas Cash!

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! Money! (Hey! )

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money!Money! (Yeah! )

Money, Money…
Money, Money…
Money, Money…
Money, Money…
Money, Money…
Yeah I’m rich!

Save the aggravation,
Crowds and lines and waiting.
It’s really you I’m thinking of,
Why not keep it simple? (Come-on!)
Why not give a little cash! Cash! (yeah!) Money money money! Money!
Money! (Yeah! )

(I thought you loved that fruit cake?)
Christmas cash! (Fred! )
Give it to me,
Give it to me,
Give it to me,
Give it to me,
Give it to me,
Now!

(Christmas Cash! )

C-c-c-c-Cash! (Fred really?)
I like it!
What I really want for Christmas…

Cash!
Cash, Money,(Money!) Money! (Money! ) Cash!
All I really want is, (Cash! )
Cash, Money, (money!) Money! (Money! )
You don’t even have to wrap it,
You know just what I need!

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! Money! (Hey! )

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! Money! (Ho! )

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! Money! (Hey! )
Give it up! (Christmas Cash! )

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! Money!(Hey! )

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! Money! (Ho! )

Money, Money…
Money, Money…
Money, Money…
Money, Money…
Money, Money…
Yeah I’m rich!

(Ahhhh! Hahahaha! )

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Fred Figglehorn “Christmas is Creepy” Music & Lyrics

September 20, 2010 By 1 Comment


Lyrics:
Uh huh!
Yo, it’s Fred…

Ohhh
You know what I’m sayin?
Yeah
Kinda Strange

If a snowman came to life
That would be creepy(creepy)
If Santa Clause snuck in my house
That would be creepy(creepy)

Santa creepin around and down my chimney at night
I can’t explain it but it doesn’t feel right
He knows if you been good
He knows if you been bad
It’s kinda feaky
Does he have hidden cameras in my house like that?

Ohhh
Come think of it elves are really scary (so small)
Little pointy ears and sweaty hands that might be hairy
Reindeer (sharp teeth)
Rudolph (might eat me)
Christmas is kinda strange
When you think about it that way

If a snowman came to life
That would be creepy(creepy)
If Santa Clause snuck in my house
That would be creepy(creepy)

And it’s really weird
It’s like a fake beard
Somethin doesn’t seem right to me (no)
If the snowmen came to life
That would be cre-cre-creepy

Ohhh
Kinda creepy
Yeahh
Kinda strange
Ohhh
Yo it’s Fred
Yeahh
Somethin isn’t right

Don’t leave me coal (oh)
That’s kinda strange
Sneekin round my house is really breaking and entering
Santa kissing mom
That’s just wrong
Someone better tell me what’s going on
It’s kinda strange givin me sleigh bells in every Christmas song

Ohhh
Come to think of it as I really scary(so small)
Live with it ewe the sweaty hand that might be hairy!
Reindeer (sharp teeth)
Rudolph (might eat me)
Christmas is kinda strange
When you think about it that way

If a snowman came to life
That would be creepy(creepy)
If Santa Clause snuck in my house
That would be creepy(creepy)

And what’s really weird (weird)
It’s like a fake beard (darn)
Somethin doesn’t seem right to me
If the snowmen came to life
That would be cre-cre-creepy

Rudolph,why are you looking at me that way?
Why is that snowman moving?
(Fred) creepy ahhh
I can’t take it
Did you hear that? (hahaha)
Ahhh
This just isn’t right
Ahhhhh

Ahhh
If a snowman came to life
That would be creepy(creepy)
If Santa Clause snuck in my house
That would be creepy(creepy)

And what’s really weird (weird)
It’s like a fake beard (Is that dad?)
Somethin doesn’t seem right to me (It just doesn’t)
If the snowmen came to life
That would be cre-cre-creepy

If a snowman came to life
That would be creepy(creepy)
If Santa Claus snuck in my house (ho ho ho)
That would be creepy(creepy)
And what’s really weird
It’s like a fake beard
Somethin doesn’t seem right to me (It just doesn’t)
If the snowmen came to life
That would be cre-cre-creepy

That’s what I’m talkin ’bout

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Fred Figglehorn “Don’t Forget to Brush” Music & Lyrics

September 20, 2010 By Leave a Comment


Lyrics:
DON’T FORGET TO BRUSH

EVIL EVIL…EVIL DENTIST
EVIL EVIL…D D D DENTIST

I I’ve been dreading this… dentist appointment
I start to sweat when the nurse she calls my name
(Fred)
She looks at my teeth…i get anxiety
Esprcially when I see the frown that’s on her face

I said I brush my teeth…at least once a week
The dentist walks in the room and says “Hello Fred”
He looks in my mouth …he’s gettin grossed out (“ahh”)
I shoulda listened when my mom said

DON’T FORGET TO BRUSH… OH
OR IT’LL BE TOO LATE
DON’T FORGET TO BRUSH… OH
OR YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO FEEL THE PAIN
FROM THE EVIL DENTIST

EVIL EVIL…EVIL DENTIST
EVIL EVIL…D D D DENTIST

Got 15 cavities…The dentist smiles at me
He says he’ll need a bigger drill..He’s gotta go deep
What’s with the hypodermics…he says it doesn’t hurt but
I think that he’s not being totally honest with me

Here comes the Novocaine
I gotta look away
suddenly I’m feelin kinda light in the head
then he puts on my mask
Here comes the laughing gas (ha ha ha ha )
I shoulda listened when my mom said

DON’T FORGET TO BRUSH… OH
OR IT’LL BE TOO LATE
DON’T FORGET TO BRUSH… OH
OR YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO FEEL THE PAIN
FROM THE EVIL DENTIST

EVIL EVIL…EVIL DENTIST
EVIL EVIL…D D D DENTIST

It’s over now…and I was brave
But now my tongue is numb…so is my brain!

Hey… Hey mom..I..I can’t feel my tongue
I..I..I can’t feel my
Hey ..this feels funny…
Hey..he pulled out my two front teeth by mistake!!!

DON’T FORGET TO BRUSH… OH
OR IT’LL BE TOO LATE
DON’T FORGET TO BRUSH… OH
OR YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO FEEL THE PAIN
FROM THE EVIL DENTIST

EVIL EVIL…EVIL DENTIST
EVIL EVIL…D D D DENTIST

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